Things don't always go according to plan on Thansgiving Day... as per the personal accounts below. Enjoy a laugh before the big day and relax... it could be worse!
"While smoking the turkey on the back porch, enough heat generated to burn a hole in the decking. The smoker tilted against the back door and caught the house on fire! Luckily, we were able to contain the fire with garden hoses, (since the fire dept got lost on the way). In the end we still ate the turkey; it was a little dry." - Eric
"Last year while shopping for the turkey, my kids wanted to demonstrate their strength so they took turns ”lifting” the turkey. Then one of them decided to give it back without warning Mommy first and the 15 lb frozen turkey landed on my toe! I sobbed my way through the checkout line. It wasn't broken but I did lose the nail and here we are nearly a year later and that formal still isn't back to normal. A funny note from all this, though: during my x-ray the technicians told me Thanksgiving is one of their busiest times of the year!" - Becky
"We were all set to host the family get together in our home and our oven went out a few days before the holiday so we went out and bought a new oven and my dad and hubby were just about done installing it and of course the 3 year old was running around them in circles in excitement wanting to help. So hubby handed her some tools and told her to carry them to the garage for him and she swung back and let go and SMASH right through the front of the newly installed oven door..." - Jennifer
"You know those darling plastic platters that they sell at Walmart this time of year? They are not meant to hold an 18 pound turkey! We found out the hard way, when passing dishes at the Thanksgiving table! Platter and turkey went crashing to the floor!" - Julie
"Years ago my family went to my aunt and uncle's house. They had looked up cooking directions for their new convection oven. After cooking for the allotted time, they pulled out the turkey and it was raw in the middle. We think the calculation had not been done correctly - although my aunt still swears that this is what she found on the internet. We ended up cutting the turkey and then putting it back in the oven - while it was cooking we ate all of the sides dishes and then the turkey and last dessert. It turned out okay in the end, but thankfully we did not serve the bird to everyone and avoided a trip to the ER. Now we just laugh about it every year." - Andrea
"My first husband is British and soon after we were married he started to boast about how Great Brittain was so much better than America... I mean all of the time! He was so obnoxious that by the time Thanksgiving came along, I couldn't stand it any longer. He asked what it was about because they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in the United Kingdom. So I answered him like this...
"While smoking the turkey on the back porch, enough heat generated to burn a hole in the decking. The smoker tilted against the back door and caught the house on fire! Luckily, we were able to contain the fire with garden hoses, (since the fire dept got lost on the way). In the end we still ate the turkey; it was a little dry." - Eric
"Last year while shopping for the turkey, my kids wanted to demonstrate their strength so they took turns ”lifting” the turkey. Then one of them decided to give it back without warning Mommy first and the 15 lb frozen turkey landed on my toe! I sobbed my way through the checkout line. It wasn't broken but I did lose the nail and here we are nearly a year later and that formal still isn't back to normal. A funny note from all this, though: during my x-ray the technicians told me Thanksgiving is one of their busiest times of the year!" - Becky
"We were all set to host the family get together in our home and our oven went out a few days before the holiday so we went out and bought a new oven and my dad and hubby were just about done installing it and of course the 3 year old was running around them in circles in excitement wanting to help. So hubby handed her some tools and told her to carry them to the garage for him and she swung back and let go and SMASH right through the front of the newly installed oven door..." - Jennifer
"You know those darling plastic platters that they sell at Walmart this time of year? They are not meant to hold an 18 pound turkey! We found out the hard way, when passing dishes at the Thanksgiving table! Platter and turkey went crashing to the floor!" - Julie
"Years ago my family went to my aunt and uncle's house. They had looked up cooking directions for their new convection oven. After cooking for the allotted time, they pulled out the turkey and it was raw in the middle. We think the calculation had not been done correctly - although my aunt still swears that this is what she found on the internet. We ended up cutting the turkey and then putting it back in the oven - while it was cooking we ate all of the sides dishes and then the turkey and last dessert. It turned out okay in the end, but thankfully we did not serve the bird to everyone and avoided a trip to the ER. Now we just laugh about it every year." - Andrea
"My first husband is British and soon after we were married he started to boast about how Great Brittain was so much better than America... I mean all of the time! He was so obnoxious that by the time Thanksgiving came along, I couldn't stand it any longer. He asked what it was about because they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in the United Kingdom. So I answered him like this...
Thanksgiving is a holiday were the husband thanks the wife for cooking all year long so he prepares a feast for her and buys her many gifts. LOL." - Leslie
"No one can beat this- My face was demolished at the grocery store by a frozen turkey. Yup you read right! When I was 17 and a local grocery store clerk a little old lady asked me at the front of the store to price check her Thanksgiving turkey. it was twenty pounds and frozen, therefore I walked it into the meat dept. put it on their counter and waited patiently where the customers do - on the other side of the counter. The butcher thought it would be funny to "pretend" to launch the turkey at me over the counter in like a catching motion. Well don't pretend to throw somthing slick and twenty pounds nimrod. It really did come flying out of his hands and hit me smack square in the face. When I came to in front of customers, I had a broken nose, broken cheek bone and required stitches from eye to eye over the bride of my nose. Super. The turkey scars will forever haunt me and every year when I go home to the local mom and pop near the holidays I am referred to as "turkey face" by the veteran employees. Super fun." - Julie
"The night started out great, it was our first Thanksgiving since we had gotten married and were in our new house accompanied by 16 guests. We had gotten through the appetizers and were just finishing up the main course. I went to the kitchen to start working on the dishes and had probably done about three dishes, when my feet started to feel wet. I opened the cabinet under the sink and about 3 inches of water began to flow out onto the floor. I immediately turned off the water and went into rescue mode. After using most of the very absorbent towels in house, we had things "under control." We left all of the dirty dishes and continued into with dessert. It turned out the faucet was broken in two places, but I will always remember that first gush of water when I opened the cabinet. This crazy incident reminded me that it was family and friends that make Thanksgiving so special and everything else can wait." - Andrea
"No one can beat this- My face was demolished at the grocery store by a frozen turkey. Yup you read right! When I was 17 and a local grocery store clerk a little old lady asked me at the front of the store to price check her Thanksgiving turkey. it was twenty pounds and frozen, therefore I walked it into the meat dept. put it on their counter and waited patiently where the customers do - on the other side of the counter. The butcher thought it would be funny to "pretend" to launch the turkey at me over the counter in like a catching motion. Well don't pretend to throw somthing slick and twenty pounds nimrod. It really did come flying out of his hands and hit me smack square in the face. When I came to in front of customers, I had a broken nose, broken cheek bone and required stitches from eye to eye over the bride of my nose. Super. The turkey scars will forever haunt me and every year when I go home to the local mom and pop near the holidays I am referred to as "turkey face" by the veteran employees. Super fun." - Julie
"The night started out great, it was our first Thanksgiving since we had gotten married and were in our new house accompanied by 16 guests. We had gotten through the appetizers and were just finishing up the main course. I went to the kitchen to start working on the dishes and had probably done about three dishes, when my feet started to feel wet. I opened the cabinet under the sink and about 3 inches of water began to flow out onto the floor. I immediately turned off the water and went into rescue mode. After using most of the very absorbent towels in house, we had things "under control." We left all of the dirty dishes and continued into with dessert. It turned out the faucet was broken in two places, but I will always remember that first gush of water when I opened the cabinet. This crazy incident reminded me that it was family and friends that make Thanksgiving so special and everything else can wait." - Andrea
